Satanic Flea Market - Anti Christmas Fayre
You know what's better than keying your ex's Golf? Hexing them. If you don't have the proper appliances for a professional-grade jinxing, however, then you better up your game at the Satanic Flea Market, featuring all the witchy wares you could ever need. Score some posters, jewellery, zines, tarot cards, ceramics, and, uh, human remains. Because you just never know when you'll need a severed finger, right? It's also a great spot to buy a Christmas prezzie for any miscreant chaps on your naughty list.